i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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