is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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