her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
what day is it and did you see me today?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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