champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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