What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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