Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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