Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
