Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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