dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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