normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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