He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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