slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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