508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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