I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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