the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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