So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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