I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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