Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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