how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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