why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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