The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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