Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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