So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize