awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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