grandma shit on top of the toilet
Duck Duck Cougar?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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