Kiss
Puke
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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