Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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