Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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