yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's just like the Real World with babies
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
