I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
