I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
