he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize