Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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