Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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