capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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