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(704): View more from North Carolina

the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away

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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.

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(909): View more from California

It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"

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(518): View more from New York

I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.

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(513): View more from Ohio

right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.

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