Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
