Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
