I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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