I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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