I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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