It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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