if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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