Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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