Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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