Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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