the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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