Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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