woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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