I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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