I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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