i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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