More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Is it penis luge time yet?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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